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Dear Celebrity: Absurd Letters to the Stars
ISBN: 978-1-907-29358-0
January 2010
Capstone_Edited
142 pages
So, can Matthew Kelly find Henby's mother a job as a Bearded Lady? Will Professor Lord Robert Winston be able to do anything to help Julian's hamster, David, whose locomotion is severely impaired by his erection which drags along the floor like a fifth leg? Will Joanna Lumley find the time to visit Julian's elderly uncle to talk about her career? And why does Sir Jimmy Savile insist on being the Loch Ness monster?
The answers to these and many more questions are to be found here...